Filed under: vanity
Someone disappeared into the police academy and came out a hell lot slimmer. The pig is mocking me with his visible again jawline and cheekbones, man. What is it that they are feeding the NS boys in camp that is capable of reducing their weight drastically like this? I want some of that stuff too.
Yeah it’s just a shitload of exercise, I know. Which is why I’d rather imagine that a miracle weight-loss substance actually exists.
Filed under: rant
Feels like someone is using an extra large pneumatic drill on the right side of my head because this headache sure is a bitch. Possible reasons for my current dire state:
1) going to bed at 7am for the past few days
2) eating too many cubes of milk burfi (new love)
3) watching too much Friends
4) not cleansing my colons
Ok number 4 cannot be ascertained yet but it is very likely to be the reason for my ill health. I must hunt for the pills.
Then there’s the wet blanket thrown on me today, that bidding for modules will begin when I am in KL. I must now make visiting cybercafes every few hours part of my itinerary. I should have took note of the bidding dates but when holidays began, I thought about nothing school-related and so now I can’t blame NUS for being a pain because it’s not their fault. I certainly can’t and won’t blame myself. I need a scapegoat.
Must be my dirty colons’ fault.
Filed under: out and about
I feel rusty and stiff. It’s like having mental/blogging constipation. I am losing it, I tell you. Till I find that lost elixir, I will continue to bore with mundane ramblings and photos.
I haven’t gone on a holiday for one and a half year already and I am so bloody itching to get on a plane and head off to somewhere nice, preferably somewhere sunny and with nice beaches. I’ll be off to KL on the 26th until the 29th but it doesn’t really feel like a holiday. Maybe because I’m living in a pseudo-island and KL’s landscape isn’t very different, but it will have to do for now. Beggars, truly cannot pick and choose.
(My cheeks are only like that because I am storing food in preparation for winter.)
1st Golden Commandment of Gossip: Thou shall not let the gossipee be privy to what thou have to say.
2nd Golden Commandment of Gossip: Thou shall not assume that the gossipee will not understand your native tongue.
Was at Marks & Spencer’s today with Yayah, queuing up to pay for chocolate digestives (!!). The Chinese lady in front of us had a basket full of shopping so I said (pretty softly, f.y.i) in Malay to Yayah that we’re gonna have to wait quite a bit. Yayah said yeah she has tons of stuff for the cashier to ring up and then the lady turned around, smiled and asked if we wanted to go ahead first since she has a lot of things. We politely giggled and declined but still, I felt heat rising up my face. It’s a good thing I am tanned, otherwise my red face would have been visible.
Oh well. I’m going to stuff my face now.
