Banana Republic.

My brain cells are so worn out just by reading one chapter of biology. No wonder those Science people look so bleargh(except for a minority, like Outi for example *waves*), but of course that’s just a hypothesis that is still awaiting funding for it to be researched properly. Must be tough to have your life sucked out of you and I’m sure there is a scientific name for that process. There is a name for every bloody process, right now I am stuck at chemiosmosis. What is chemisosmosis, is it a skimpy nightgown? No wait, that’s a chemise and by the way Victoria Don’t Tell Nobody carries a nice range. But I’m not gonna lie, I love going to the bio labs!

 I get to wear an important looking labcoat,

conduct an experiment,

use a microscope

and occasionally resorting to petty crime, i.e nicking latex gloves. In my defence, it was Apol’s idea. I was vulnerable and she capitalized on that by planting evil seeds in my mind, hence I became her accomplice.

But next week we’re going to see if there are any disposable masks within our reach.