Filed under: rant
Eh I am so fucking tired la and I gotta run soon to report for afternoon shift, which means I will only get home by midnight, which means I will not have enough sleep again since tomorrow I’m working full shift. Can some girls who are in need of a job please apply to FJ Benjamin because we’re understaffed and it’s really madness dealing with the mass of people who come in upon seeing the 50% discount storewide sign.
If anyone is paying me a visit today (so that I can pretend to be busy), please bring along a drink or snack for me or else I will ignore you. And you will have to find your bra size on your own, which is hard work considering the mess that other people leave behind in their quest to get a good bargain.
Filed under: random
I AM SO SICK OF FOLDING LIKE A MILLION PANTIES AND ARRANGING ANOTHER MILLION BRAS!!! I now have muscular toes after standing in heels for 8 hours for 3 consecutive days and soon I will have toned arms since I have to lug around big boxes of BRAS AND MORE BRAS in the store room.
I am also afraid of spending my pay on the very panties and bras that I fold and arrange. If I do that it means that the company is not paying me anything since all my hard earned money that they pay me goes back to their cash register. That cannot happen so I will just buy 2 bras and 3 undies (all on sale!! *hyperventilates*).
For now.
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CCB lah. Tomorrow there’s going to be a power supply maintenance in my area and so there will be no electricity from 10am to 12 noon. I get ready at 10am can? I cannot get ready in a room without the fan or aircon on because unfortunately my flat is not facing the sea and neither is it on the topmost floor. So this means I have to wake up earlier and leave my house earlier too. KNN.
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If I’m not lazy, shall try ayam bakar ojolali tomorrow.
Filed under: random
Today I will attempt to stay in bed in my unshowered glory for as long as I can because it is possibly my final day as a free agent for this holiday. As of tomorrow, I will be earning hourly wage as a sales assistant at La Senza. Specifically, my position would be as a penjual coli dan seluar dalam, since it is a lingerie store and so = bras and undies that I would be selling. Honestly I would rather bum around at home till August but because of a series of money consuming events coming up (July – mother’s & Hermen’s birthday, getaway with the girls, Aug – my birthday!! and the Brat’s, Sept – Paki’s and Boarie’s birthday, 2 years anniversary!), I need the money. Speaking of money, as I am officially an *ehem* adult this year, I am eligible for the GST offset!
So yes, service with a smile and hope that I don’t fall asleep on duty during the midnight sales.
I am also going to be spending less time with you and as much as I hate admitting this to the general public, I am going to miss you, you bloody irritating mandrill. Please do not go out with me without shaving off your moustache. You look like a perv.
