Banana Republic.

Today I will attempt to stay in bed in my unshowered glory for as long as I can because it is possibly my final day as a free agent for this holiday. As of tomorrow, I will be earning hourly wage as a sales assistant at La Senza. Specifically, my position would be as a penjual coli dan seluar dalam, since it is a lingerie store and so = bras and undies that I would be selling. Honestly I would rather bum around at home till August but because of a series of money consuming events coming up (July – mother’s & Hermen’s birthday, getaway with the girls, Aug – my birthday!! and the Brat’s, Sept – Paki’s and Boarie’s birthday, 2 years anniversary!), I need the money. Speaking of money, as I am officially an *ehem* adult this year, I am eligible for the GST offset!

So yes, service with a smile and hope that I don’t fall asleep on duty during the midnight sales.

I am also going to be spending less time with you and as much as I hate admitting this to the general public, I am going to miss you, you bloody irritating mandrill. Please do not go out with me without shaving off your moustache. You look like a perv.

Tuesday was also Paki’s 1 year anniversary with his first girlfriend, his bike. “Celebrated” at the stroke of midnight and he even sang to the bike. WTF. He didn’t sing solo for me on MY birthday. Irritating creature.