Filed under: rant
I cannot wait for Friday to end. You know why?
Because
it is
my
LAST DAY AT THE SWEATSHOP!!!
The pay is decent and I like interacting with the customers but unfortunately I refuse to lick pussies (the proverbial balls to be sucked are non-existent) and I refuse to be taken advantaged of.
Side note for milf bargain hunters: 70% off selected bras and sleepwear. I’m talking about $11 per bra but mostly bigger cup sizes. My heartfelt apologies to Elmu’s daughter and those in the same predicament as her.
I am harbouring thoughts of straightening my hair. I almost did it a week ago but I backed out at the last minute because I wasn’t completely sure and more importantly because I would have to vomit out $30 to top-up the $50 hair salon voucher that I won. Unless I win 2 similar vouchers, looks like I will have to live with this unkempt mop on top of my head. Then there’s the other issue, one that is universal and also centuries old. Why is my butt resembling a 40″ television? With the Langkawi trip coming up, I feel a sense of duty to the inhabitants of the island as well as foreign visitors to embark on a healthy lifestyle which includes exercising and eating right, so as to not look like a whale trapped in cling wrap when I am in my swimwear. I also do not wish to be mistaken for a dugong while I am snorkeling. Should I be generic looking with straight hair and a slim figure or be a unique and beautiful, albeit fat and messy-haired, snowflake? My MAC compact powder broke into a million pieces and due to financial constraints (read: fucking broke), I had to get a temporary compact from Loreal. Big mistake. True Match my sore and tired foot lah Loreal. I don’t like this stupid new powder but I have no choice. The first thing I will do when I get my pay is run to the MAC counter at Isetan Scotts and get myself a powder that matches my skin tone.
In other stale news, I have gotten back my results and WAHHHH my cap score increased by a HUGEEEEE amount of 0.03. Bah. Still, I am thankful that it did not drop and that I actually passed General Biology. Every single membrane, nucleus, cytoplasm and chromosome in my body shrieked with joy upon seeing the S(atisfactory) grade. I truly have what it takes to be a brilliant scientist. The next Scientific Age will see me at the forefront of scientific discovery and innovation for sure. I hate to admit this, but I can’t wait for school to begin so that I can go back to being a student instead of slaving away like a babu. Off day today but I still feel tired and thinking about tomorrow’s shift makes me want to slap people with a push up bra. I met up with the Kimchis today and I was quieter because I felt so bloody tired. My social life is pretty much non-existent nowadays. It’s wake up, work, maybe supper with Paki (who is nice enough to pick me up from work everyday) before crash landing on my bed and then the cycle of tiredness continues the next day. I feel like I am losing touch with everyone else and myself included.
Right, time to go to bed and tomorrow it’s back to work at the sweatshop.
