Filed under: random
After much thought, I have come to the conclusion that a driving license is only good when
1) I have a lot of money to spare
2) someone in the house owns a car
3) someone is getting me a car
Since it is a resoundingly negative answer for all 3 options, I will not bother for now and will continue to brave the peak hour crowd in the MRT. I have almost perfected the art of getting a seat during peak period from Jurong East MRT station to Woodlands, at an approximately 95% success rate. So far from the beginning of term till now, I have not managed to get a seat only less than 5 times and out of the 5, 2 of it were instances when I let my conscience get the better of me by allowing an elderly person the pleasure of sitting. I am a kind hearted person. Nevertheless, fabulous isn’t it? I am super skilled, the seat conqueror extraordinaire. Unfortunately I cannot share my tactics but you may try bribing me. I am not very ethical when it comes to handbags and good food.
Filed under: vanity
Cannot.Bloody.Wait.
In the meantime, let me think of ways to deal with the uprising on my chin. Must crush dissent as soon as possible. Fuck you hormones, stress and constipation.
Filed under: random
I smell of tea tree oil and herbal hair tonic. It makes me feel that I should abandon all worldly pursuits for hemp bags, linen clothes and armpit hair. I can’t believe how slow I am in making progress with revision. I managed to read only one chapter in a span of 12 hours and I have yet to analyze the contents but I am so bloody bloody bloody sleepy already. Absolutely fantastic. I’m telling you, Thai and world religions will be the death of my CAP score. It’ll be a free fall to mediocrity damn it.
