Banana Republic.

I really like “You have 2 cows…” jokes. They crack me up. I was nearly late for class today because I was busy laughing.

Agnostic:
Cows may exist, or they may not, but the existence of two cows belonging to you cannot be proven.
Atheism:
Your friends insist that there are two cows despite absolutely no shit, footprints, moos, or any other evidence of any cows whatsoever.
Confucianism:
Confucius say, “It’s better to have one cow and be happy than two cows and worry.”
Islam:
You have two cows. You kill one on Eid ul-Adha. You give the meat to the poor. You milk the other one, and sells the milk. You give the poor 2.5% mandated portion of your profit. You kill the remaining cow because one of your neighbour is starving, and give him the meat. On the next Eid you get meat because you’re a poor man now for not having any cow.
Hinduism:
You have two cows. You are enlightened when you realize that they are in fact one and the same. You have one cow.
Pantheism:
Two cows exist in everything.
Zen Buddhism:
If two cows moo in a pasture, and no one is there to hear them, do they make a sound?

And one more.

Emo (not religion but whatever):
You have 2 cows. They hate you.