Aside from a shitty Science paper, an even crappier Thai paper, insufficient sleep, panda eyes, HORRIBLE BREAKOUT and zero cash that has led to a general feeling of malaise, it’s been alright. At least two papers are done and so over with, even if I wrote crap answers for both. Sleep debt can be repaid today, since I am not in the mood to read a pile of South Asian hogwash or gender bullshit. Panda eyes cannot be helped and I will forever be in servitude to my undereye concealor. Breakouts, fuck it for now, really. Cash will come in the form of the government’s paltry but nevertheless welcomed handouts this 30th. So many people bitch about how the growth dividends are negligible in amount and it’s not worth being happy about. I hope the very same people picked the donate to charity option. Afterall, if the money won’t help you much, then give it to those people who will be helped by it. I willingly take the dividends and I am happy to have an extra hundred odd dollars in my bank account, but that doesn’t necessarily mean I am an ardent supporter of the government. It just means that I am broke as fuck and I just want the money.
Anyway, last Saturday was Yani’s 21st birthday surprise which involved magic candles, miscommunication, a melting cake and a lot of shrieking. Watch this video of her attempting to blow out the magic candles, it’s hilarious.
Eventually we managed to put out the flames or rather, Adam’s huffing and puffing managed to do it. Then this Yani’s face when she thought her boyfriend gave her earphones as a present.
It’s a face of a forced smile and masked indignation hahaha! And then when Yeayea said very loudly “KESIAN SIAK!” (translated for Jelly: “poor thing!”), there was what you would call an awkward silence and much eye-darting and looking away by the us all. That’s until her boyfriend gave her part II of her present in the form of an mp3 player. Noise, as well as the birthday girl’s smiles, then resumed. BTW, nice crown or what? There are actually really annoying tassels on it! Gotta love Giant and Malaysia for cheap, gaudy stuff.
Lesson learnt: Warm white chocolate sticks to the back of your throat like no other. I also just realized that I don’t have pictures from Azra’s birthday. Whose camera did we use eh? Gimme, gimme more, gimme more, gimme, gimme more. Eh you know how easy it is to imitate Britney’s singing? You have to like roll your tongue a bit inside your mouth and push it behind your bottom teeth and against your top molars. Nevermind, I will give you a free demo if I’m feeling charitable and if I am feeling exceptionally philanthropic, I will throw a reverse moonwalk as well.
WOW THIS POST IS LONG. I MUST BE VERY STRESSED OUT.
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So here’s dinner.
I don’t know why I decided to play domestic goddess when I should be memorizing scientific facts! It’s crazy but stress has got me thinking about cooking 101 dishes lately, from black pepper beef to lasagne. I swear to God the smell of sauteed garlic can be therapeutic at times. I have been paralyzed by panic and fear all week because let’s see, I have less than 2 days left before I sit for the paper but I have 3/4 more of the notes to go through. At the same time, I cannot fucking remember all the idiot dates and laws that I read for the other 1/4 of the notes! Come on man, who the hell really memorizes dates right down to the day and month? When you do a history paper, chances are you’ll say vague but not necessarily wrong things like “in the middle of the 16th C” or “sometime between August and September”. Or best, I will use the correction tape method whereby I liquid off one part of the date which I am not sure of and pretend that I forgot to write it down. That works like a charm all the time and saved me through my time in jc. But noooo this time around Prof Semi-Mullet wants to know EXACTLY when was the dildo invented. Ok fine, there’s no sexual paraphernalia related question at all but the point is, this history of science module is bloody anal (oops there goes another Freudian slip) about precision.
Sigh.
Also, I nearly got knocked down by this MOTHERFUCKING LORRY just now. The traffic light was green so it’s MY FUCKING TURN TO WALK but I only took 2 steps before this cunt of an ahpek ACCELERATED when executing a right turn and then he e-braked and stopped like 2 inches away from me, tyres screeching and all. It’s not like he couldn’t see me beforehand because I was at the traffic light first before he came and I didn’t dash across the road or anything! I was so bloody enraged, I waved my middle finger and shouted at the asshole. I was alone and I probably looked deranged but I didn’t care. The fucker didn’t even say anything, no sorry and he just put on a not-guilty-at-all face. Fucking SWINE, BURN IN HELL WITH THE REST OF YOUR KIN IN THAT UGLY YELLOW LORRY OF YOURS.
I am also ashamed to say that I kinda like Miley Gigi Cyrus’ See You Again. What?!? It’s catchy ok? Don’t be judging.
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Can I just say how THRILLED I am with the return oft the sexy beast, Chuck Bass? I have just watched episode 14 of Gossip Girl and damn, it was good. For the coming episodes, I hope Little J and her social climbing poor ass DIES IN A FIRE. Team Blair FTW!
Later this week, Grey’s Anatomy will be back. I think I am just going to explode with delight. ILU, Derek. Dump Meredith and Rose pronto. Pick me, choose me, love me instead k?
