Banana Republic.

It was totally worth it, despite watching the episode grimacing and squinting. Not to mention the pounding worsens whenever my excitement level increases and that every fast and furious click of my keyboard ( love love to my GG bb, S!) ups the pain level. The things I do! Anyway, SORT OF SPOILER, WITH A JUICY PIC BEHIND THE CUT! Feel free to comment after you are done watching the ep!

Let’s begin with the not so important to the most important.

The D, omg, smoking hot in the green dress but BOO YOU INCESTUOUS SKANK! I will miss her immoral ways, treating N like a prostitute and all that, but I sure won’t miss that dullfest stepson of her. The vacated space shall be filled by the rightful person, none other than my bb, C!

V you are very pretty but you are still a meddling idiot. How can you no t trust in the power of the B almighty?

N is starting to become as douchey as D, which is really unfortunate because I was starting to like him. With the D gone, I predict N will become a piece of antique again. Nice to see, touch once in awhile but that’s about it. BORING. More scandal for N please.

D is a judgmental holier-than-thou prick! He can rub his SNAG and poet bullshit with new chick A in front of S but S cannot do the same eh. Dalton dude, way hotter than D sry2say. Go fuck a book please, D. Take it as a suggestion.

B, you are fierce bbgal but that lunch outfit was disastrous. And I cannot continue talking about B without talking about one, out of two, of the best part of today’s episode!

S is back! Not the drunk and drugged out S but the fierce S who was once HBIC before she left so suddenly! Despite B’s fierceness, I have always liked S a tad more because S is just hot with her sex kitten hair and her banging body, which was well showcased in the fabulous Herve Leger dress. Now that S is back on top, what is B gonna do? All I can say is,

(pic taken from Just Jared)

So much fierceness! Let’s be honest, B has only been standing in while S became boring with dullfest D, who needs to diaf with whiny A btw. However let’s not discount the possibility of B using one of her many evil schemes to usurp S, again. IMO, B and S should rule in peaceful coexistence but there can only be room for one queen. I love you both dearly, S and B, so may the best bitch win.

And the best part of today’s ep is that my bb, C, is back in business. Gotta love the motherChucker! No more purple bowtied suit and get rid of the side part please, I am looking at you Josh Schwartz.

Till next week’s Spotted series!